Friday, March 4, 2011

Ohio: O-I-H-O


It's O-H-I-O not O-I-H-O
During a trip to my beloved Alma Mater, The Ohio State University, we ran into a group of idiots…idiots with degrees. Now, you Ohio State haters may find that hard to believe, an idiot at Ohio State? Yes, there are even idiots at Ohio State. Not as many as at Michigan, but there are some. Anyhow, we were sitting in front of the student union, eating some ice cream, killing time until kickoff against Penn State. And yes, Ohio State kicked their asses.  A group of 4 co-eds who recently graduated asked my wife to take a picture of them spelling out O-H-I-O in front of the newly erected union. The ladies seemed to struggle, but they eventually got it…..O-I-H-O. My wife and I looked at each other a little puzzled. We heard them say they went to school at OSU, but they couldn’t spell Ohio? I wanted to ask them for their parent’s phone numbers so I could call them and tell them they didn’t get their money’s worth. I really wanted to call the university and get their degrees taken away. Stupid people are everywhere; some even make it through college. Either way, love them or hate them, the Buckeyes that is, there is only one way to spell Ohio: O-H-I-O.  Remember, idiots are everywhere. Don’t get too close to them, their stupidity is contagious. Parents: college is an investment in your children; make sure you get your money’s worth!

2 comments:

  1. It was good for entertainment. Problem was that they took so long to figure it out that my ice cream melted before I could take the pictue. This is why I would rather be smart than pretty.

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