Random Thoughts by a Random Thinker...Tales from Beyond Left Field. An almost daily blog of short stories for those with short attention spans.
WARNING: The posts you are about to read may contain dirty words like the "F" bomb. If you don't like dirty words, like the "F" bomb, some posts may offend you. The posts are intended to create laughter. Go ahead and read them, shoot your drink out your nose or pee your pants laughing...it will be OK...laughter truly is the best medicine...ENJOY!
My 5 year old son ran into the bathroom and shut the door. I didn’t think much of it since he most likely had to crap or had held his pee to a near bladder-breaking volume and had to drain his softball size pee holder. He didn’t come out for 5 minutes so I walked back to make sure he was ok. I put my ear up to the door and listened for awhile. All I heard was water running and my son muttering some sort of nonsense. I knocked and said “Hey Sir Poops-a-Lot! Are you ok?” He answered “Yes I’m fine, I’m washing my nut. Go away!” My immediate and very confused response was “You’re washing what?” He yelled back “My nut was dirty and I needed to wash it.” I started to open the door expecting to see something horribly wrong. I opened it ever so slowly and peeked in. As it turns out he was washing a small steel hex nut that his Grandpa had given him earlier that day. It was tarnished and he wanted it to be shiny again. Needless to say I didn’t find anything worthy of Urban Dictionary, and I am greatly relieved.
You should have told them how he said that he took his nut out of his sack to wash it...that was the thing that really sent me over the edge. I thought we were going to die laughing so hard!!
You should have told them how he said that he took his nut out of his sack to wash it...that was the thing that really sent me over the edge. I thought we were going to die laughing so hard!!
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