The GPS is awesome....most of the time. |
There have been a few occasions when I was happy to have the good old road atlas with us in the car because when the GPS F’s up it F’s up big! Here are some things to keep in mind if you are considering going “The way of the GPS”.
The most common phrase spoken by the GPS is…..”Re-calculating! Re-calculating! Re-calculating!” It sounds like an engineer with Tourette’s Syndrome…..except with no swear words in the mix.
I didn’t realize you can change languages until my wife decided to be funny and change it to Mandarin…..I was not amused…..actually it was funny but we were lost so it was not so funny. In the ensuing conversion back to English we changed it to Redneck…..that was funny, even if we were lost. If you are on a toll road, the GPS will not remind you to stop and pay or pick up your ticket at the toll plazas….we found this out the hard way on the Pennsylvania Turnpike. The GPS instructed us to blow right past the plaza in the EZ Pass lane, so we didn’t pick up our ticket. We landed up having to pay the entire $50 fee on this portion of turnpike because we had no ticket to prove where we got on.....we should have paid $2.50.
The biggest nemesis of the GPS is the skyscraper. On a trip to Chicago we found out that the GPS could not talk to its satellite buddies due to all of the skyscrapers. We drove around in circles for an hour and landed up in the bowels of the mega metropolis under Michigan Avenue. A bum offered to clean our windows with a bottle of what looked like piss (not mid day yellow, but bright “first pee of the day” yellow). The road atlas saved the day. GPS + City = Bad News!
The GPS seems to lose its location on occasion. Sometimes it does not keep up with the true location of the car and gets a few blocks behind. There have been multiple trips where it was telling us to turn down a road 2 blocks back well after we passed it. At this point it is best to pull over, turn it off, and let things reset. Like texting while driving, there are things the GPS shouldn’t do. Rapid route recalculations is one of those things. The GPS is a great invention and has made traveling much easier. There are just those occasions where rather than standing for Global Positioning System, GPS stands for Going Pretty Slow or Gonna Probably Screwya!