This Sucks....

Just Add the Garden Hose



As I’ve grown older I’ve found myself getting excited about many different things. Recently it just happened to be over a vacuum cleaner. Yes, I got wood over a vacuum (figuratively not literally) and no, this is not going where you think it’s going. Get your mind out of the gutter!  It’s not just any vacuum, it’s a Dyson. You know, one of those uni-balling super vortex suckers. I don’t care if it took 4000 attempts to get it right according to the story book that came with it, in the end Dyson did. Anyway, this thing sucks….. like suck a golf ball through a garden hose suck! Our old vacuum crapped out and wouldn’t suck so we went on Vacu-Trek 2011. We looked at a lot of options. We landed up with the most expensive uber-sucker we could find. This thing will pick up everything…..dirt, toys, kids, the neighbor’s dog……whatever you can think of.  A job well done Mr. Dyson!  Now, if your mind does slip into the gutter over this, I personally would be worried about getting it close to “down there”. You may be deemed the inventor of the “Dyson Junk Remover” if you dare to tread in those waters. Remember, don’t fall in the gutter, and keep it clean while keeping it clean!