Random Thoughts by a Random Thinker...Tales from Beyond Left Field. An almost daily blog of short stories for those with short attention spans.
WARNING: The posts you are about to read may contain dirty words like the "F" bomb. If you don't like dirty words, like the "F" bomb, some posts may offend you. The posts are intended to create laughter. Go ahead and read them, shoot your drink out your nose or pee your pants laughing...it will be OK...laughter truly is the best medicine...ENJOY!
Did you ever yell dumbass in a crowd of people like at the mall or a sporting event? If not, you should try it. You wouldn’t believe how many people will turn around as if you were yelling their name. You will quickly find out that there are a whole bunch of dumbasses out there….everywhere you go. I have found that dumbass is a very common name. It’s like the Smith of the idiot world.
Really? This is what you debut with? Well, at least you are straight forward, no hiding it behind fancy advertising, people will know what they are getting with you from the very start. It did make me laugh though. Love ya.
Really? This is what you debut with? Well, at least you are straight forward, no hiding it behind fancy advertising, people will know what they are getting with you from the very start. It did make me laugh though. Love ya.
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