Hair Where?

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There are things about getting older that no one likes. I’ve noticed that hair has started popping up in places where it never grew….nose, ears, unibrow, etc. One recent morning looked in the mirror and was shocked at what was coming out of my nose. I looked like some coke head that snorted Buckwheat feet first and got him lodged in my sinus cavity. Holy crap! Where did this stuff come from? I turned my head when I was shaving only to notice a frickin dandelion-like clump of hair coming out of my ears. You know where they can film the sequel to Horton Hears a Who?……IN MY EAR HAIR! That’s where.  Come to think of it, that may explain the occasional voices I hear when no one is around….I have Whos in my ear hair. My barber started trimming my ear hair and eyebrows, unibrow and all, without even asking. I always give her a weird look and she always says “What? Trust me; your wife will appreciate it.” Come to think of it, I do get the occasional comment from my wife of how much better I look with two eyebrows. Maybe I should thank my barber.