Random Thoughts by a Random Thinker

Random Thoughts by a Random Thinker...Tales from Beyond Left Field. An almost daily blog of short stories for those with short attention spans. WARNING: The posts you are about to read may contain dirty words like the "F" bomb. If you don't like dirty words, like the "F" bomb, some posts may offend you. The posts are intended to create laughter. Go ahead and read them, shoot your drink out your nose or pee your pants laughing...it will be OK...laughter truly is the best medicine...ENJOY!

Wednesday, March 16, 2011

From the World’s Biggest Leprechaun….

Man cannot live on bread alone,
that is why the Irish made Guinness.

Happy St. Patrick's Day! It's time for green beer and lots of Guinness goodness. Drink up! It’s the one day of the year when everyone can pretend to be Irish. Ever see a 300 pound Ukrainian Leprechaun? Look to the left. Go out, have fun, be careful, and be sure to protect your Blarney Stone and lucky charms.

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the wifeMarch 17, 2011 at 9:16 AM
I lied. Now I have never been prouder. Look at the stud I married.
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bucknutsMarch 19, 2011 at 9:09 PM
You are definitely full of the "Blarney" old son. My generation also had a saying about people that wore green on Thursdays: & it wasn't "The Wee People".
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