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| Momma, don't let your babies turn out to be KINOB's! |
My fiancé at the time (now my wife) and I were at Best Buy doing some shopping, most likely supporting my heavy metal music addiction and picking up a new album. As we were walking around we came upon a family with the dirtiest kids we had ever seen. They weren’t like potty mouth dirty, just really frickin in need of a bath dirty. She elbowed me and whispered “those kids are really dirty, I mean filthy, they need a bath….bad!” That got the gears turning in my head. Now, being an engineer, I use acronyms all day long and often start thinking in them. I starting putting letters together….dirty, kids, bath, etc. A few minutes later it hit me….KINOB (pronounced ky-nob)! Kid in need of bathing or Kids in need of baths! I looked at my fiancé and told her “Those kids are KINOBs.” She looked at me with a puzzled look on her face “What?” I repeated one word…KINOB……..I finally told her “KINOB…..Kids in need of baths.” She looked at me, rolled her eyes and laughed. Needless to say we pinkie swore that we would never let our kids turn into KINOBs. So, if you’re thinking of having kids or already have them, don’t let them turn into KINOBs…..KINOBs will eventually turn into MINOB’s and WINOB’s (men and women in need of bathing). Stop the KINOB epidemic before it occurs, bath your kids on a regular basis!
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