Fast Food Clusterfication

Imagine the possibilities.....they
would be endless!

In case you didn’t know it, Kentucky Fried Chicken, Taco Bell, and Pizza Hut are owned by the same parent company, Yum! Brands. During one night of drunken stupidness in my eight years of undergraduate studies, and there were many, my roommate and I came up with Kentucky Fried Taco Hut. We were both in scientific majors, engineering and computer science, and took a lot of math. I still remember the following equation written on a dry erase board in the kitchen:

Kentucky Fried Chicken + Taco Bell + Pizza Hut = Kentucky Fried Taco Hut

I’m not sure what sparked the idea of the super restaurant. I think we were watching the NCAA basketball tourney and commercials for the three restaurants came on one after another. Shortly thereafter we started seeing two of the three combined in one restaurant…..Taco Bell and Pizza Hut, Kentucky Fried Chicken and Taco Bell, and so on. I still to this day have not seen the three combined. I’d like to see it. It would be awesome! I throw this out to Yum! Brands…..I dare you to do it. I don’t think you have the Kentucky Fried Cahones (this means balls people!) to do it. This would be a Mecca for drunken college students and their late night munchies everywhere! You’re missing one heck of a money making opportunity.