Thank You Sir, May I Have an Udder?

Moo!

We took the kids to one of those “working farms” one fall weekend. We got to learn all about the fun stuff our ancestors got to do on the homestead of yesteryear. They had quite a menagerie of farm animals…..goats, pigs, cows and the like. As we were walking around my 5 year old son abruptly stopped. I heard a gasp of surprise and turned around to find him with one hand over his mouth and the other arm fully extended with his index finger pointed at the barnyard. I said “Hey, What? What’s the deal?” He lowered his hand and exclaimed “Dad! Look! That cow has four penises!” I responded “Buddy, that’s a lady cow.” He retorted “OK, that lady cow has four penises!” I started laughing and put my arm around his shoulder and said “No, buddy, remember that girls don’t have a penis.  Those are udders. That is where the milk comes out.” He looked at me in utter amazement and said “Oh, OK, It’s hard enough to aim one of those, I couldn’t imagine four.”