Random Thoughts by a Random Thinker...Tales from Beyond Left Field. An almost daily blog of short stories for those with short attention spans.
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We went to dinner to get some big ass burritos and chips with guaca-guaca-guaca-mole (at least that’s how I picture Fozzy Bear saying it). For some reason Chipotle was more like Slowpotle this particular night. We were standing in line and the kids were getting rambunctious. My 5 year old son walked by my wife and punched her in the arm. Of course my nearly 3 year old daughter had to follow suit. She walked by my wife and over to me. She walked up to me and swung her arm back and “KA-POW!” she punched me right square in the nuts. I know this wasn’t intentional since she just happens to be the right height to punch me in the junk but it hurt like hell. We made our way the counter and I placed my order. As we made our way down the line the “burrito artist” asked “What kind of beans would you like, black, or pinto?”My response was “Black, I think they are definitely black.” Needless to say my burrito was delightful even after the sucker punch from my little Laila Ali in-the-making.
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