Some Random Thoughts.....

I think I can, I think I can

I was surprised when I saw a sign at the gas station stating “free air”…..is this worse that the $1 air at other gas stations? The pump was broken so I went to another gas station. I put in four quarters and it didn’t work either. At least at the free pump I didn’t have to pay to get nothing.

I saw a sign that said “Slow Children at Play”….Why do the slow kids always get picked on?

If you are really good at putting a worm on a fishing hook does it make you a master-baiter?

From a geographical standpoint: If Iraq would invade Turkey from the rear would Greece help?.....stop laughing and go look at your atlas.

I saw a sign that said “Deaf Child Sound Horn”….. not sure what good this would do?

My history teacher in high school used to say “don’t be a dic…long pause…tator”. I just like to say don’t be a dick…..it’s a little more straight forward.

Crap, Poop, Dung, Dookie…..it’s all shit to me.

Read these words aloud: phuck, fuk, phuk, fuc, phuc….Doesn’t matter how it’s spelled…..it all sounds the same…..by the way, you have a potty mouth.  

I sent a picture to one of my friends….it was labeled "hot stuff". He thought it was going to be a naked chick, it was really a picture of all the different hot sauces I had in the house.

There is a road that crosses the Ohio Toll Road called Fangboner Road…..All I can say is “OUCH! “

People with “cottage cheese” butts shouldn’t wear tight white pants…..this looks like real cottage cheese.

If your shirt is so tight you look like a sausage with legs you should stay away from dogs.

There should be a size limit on crotch rockets….Super fat people shouldn’t ride them. It just looks like two wheels coming out of their ass.

“Your melons are nice.” “Your cucumber is so big.”…..comments that are ok to make in the produce section of the grocery store; outside of the produce area…..not so much.