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It really sucks to be outwitted
by your five year old!
My kids have the bad habit of leaving the doors open everywhere they go. Their grandfather, my father-in-law, gives them heck and always asks “Where you born a barn?” followed by “Shut the dang door behind you!” We didn’t think the kids paid any attention to him since the doors never seem to get shut. One day my wife and kids arrived home and once again the door between the house and the garage was left open by my son. She looked at him and asked a familiar question…..”Were you born in a barn?” followed by “Shut the dang door!” My son looked at her and retorted “Mom, Jesus was born in barn and he turned out ok.” Then he walked away. My wife was left speechless. She really hates when she gets zinged by our kids.
Tell J.I don't think St. Michael the Archangel will be available to defend him (him with a small h)when I kick his A$$ for leaving my door open & letting flys in. Besides; the barn Jesus was born in didn't have a door.
Tell J.I don't think St. Michael the Archangel will be available to defend him (him with a small h)when I kick his A$$ for leaving my door open & letting flys in. Besides; the barn Jesus was born in didn't have a door.
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