Random Thoughts by a Random Thinker...Tales from Beyond Left Field. An almost daily blog of short stories for those with short attention spans.
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I was driving to an appointment and passed a sign stating “Kid Swap and Sale”. It had a date, time, and location, no other details. Later that day my kids were misbehaving so I decided to take them there to see what I could get for my two monkeys. The people running the event were appalled that I thought I could trade in my kids. I was upset that I couldn’t swap them in for better behaved ones. Needless to say, the event was set up for kids to trade and sell their unwanted toys and sporting goods…..they should have explained the purpose a little better on the sign.
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