Poopin Stool Perfection

The technology is out there.We can
make it better. It can be improved!

Did you ever notice that some toilets are more conducive to crapping than others? There seems to be a certain combination of size and shape that promotes optimal pooping. So when it comes to toilets….. size does matter. Many businesses have figured this out. I am convinced they put in tiny toilets on purpose so people are less prone to pop a squat and drop a deuce…..it makes things easier to clean. People just pee and move on their merry way. I would like to see some engineering efforts well spent on making a one-size-fits-all self-adjusting toilet. My ass is wider than average so I should have a bigger toilet, right? Wouldn’t it be cool to walk into the toilet stall, drop trow, and sit down on a perfect size can every time? Imagine a thrown fit for a king! The right height, bowl shape, seat contours…..the world would truly be a better place. The next time you are sitting on a coffee-can-sized, low-rider crapper just think of the possibilities. The next evolution of the toilet could be revolutionary! Here are some words to live by: Clear your ass and your mind will follow. A good pre-game dump works wonders before big events such as games, tests, and the big presentation at work. The daily dump can make or break your day. Shouldn’t it be pooping perfection every time?