How to Get the Job

Kissing ass makes your breath
smell like shit! This is a wonder
product for all the brown-nosers.

I have looked for jobs off and on since completing my undergraduate studies. Every so often I get frustrated with my current place of employment and look to see what is available in the area. I consider myself marketable and a solid addition to any company looking to make things better. I have applied for many jobs only to find out that I was overlooked for someone who was a “better fit” and "better qualified". Living in a smaller community, I have run into various people who have been picked over me and all I can say is WTF? I have struggled with what it takes to get a job nowadays. I have come to the following conclusion…..quote me if you would like. It’s not what you know, what you’ve done, and what you can do; oh no, no, no, it’s all about who you know, whose ass you have kissed, and who you have screwed.