Sometimes You Just Have to Pick It

Sometimes you just gotta do it!

I don’t care what people say or how gross it is; sometimes you just have to pick your nose. It is inevitable that you will get one of those boogers that can’t be blown out. There are some types of boogers that can’t be removed unless your finger is involved:

The Trap Door:  This booger is permanently hinged to your septum and flaps in and out as you breathe. It only lets you exhale and if you want to inhale through your nose it just isn't going to happen.

The Cliff Hanger: This booger is super-glued to the rim or your nose and is visible to spectators.  You rub your nose and you can feel it scratch your hand but it just won’t break loose.

The Whistler: This booger is super thin and lodged just right so it makes a whistling sound when you breathe in and out. No matter how hard you try you just can’t find the right tune to dislodge this bad boy.

The Hair Extension: This booger is firmly wrapped around one of your nose hairs and won’t release its grasp. It’s best to nip this one in the bud and get rid of the hair that it loves to latch on to.

Sometimes there is just no way around it…..you just have to pick. If you’re one of those people who tries to be sly and use a tissue…..guess what? You’re still picking your nose. Just remember that you can pick your nose, you can pick your friends, but you can’t pick your friend’s nose…..I guess you could but that would be just plain gross. If you have a booger that just won’t go away go ahead and pick it! You will breathe so much easier after this moment of shame.